Mary Fuckin’ Poppins

aseara am descoperit lucruri fascinante. circumstantele acestor descoperiri nu sunt relevante…deloc! in primul rand, am raspuns la eterna intrebare “cine a fost primul, gaina sau oul?” deh! a fost gaina. si inca mai stiu si de ce. numai ca aseara avea mult mai mult sens. so it goes: daca gascanul face sex (eu stiu ca face!), atunci si gaina face sex. si daca gaina face sex, atunci ea a fost prima. makes sense, doesen’t it?!

acum sunt sigura ca mai erau inca vreo 4-5 lucruri absolut relevante pentru human kind, numai ca ceva blocheaza informatia esentia.

trebuie sa fac un chestionar si sa inreb ce om mai stie ce am descoperit in momentul de claritate de aseara. era ceva cu fish, sau fishes??? i could never tell, cred ca tine de engleza de balta sau de cealalta engleza.

oh, well, i just hope that when my mom used to say “don’t worry, it’ll come to you”, i really, really hope she wasn’t lying. ‘cos i really want it to come to me. and i say that in a non-sexual way!

the only thing that i remember accurately about last night is that i was funny as hell. i bet i was! i remember laughing at myself a lot. and i bet the others laughed too.

well, couldn’t remember those special things that could make me the discoverer of the year. i tried to retrace my steps, but nothing. doesen’t matter, i still know i was the coolest one in the room. i bet i was! i just hope i don’t have a gambling problem