Mary Fuckin’ Poppins

so! i was partying last night with a bunch of cool people. gave a dud my keys because i was wearing my hot leather pants and i had nowhere to put them. of course we were heaving fun all over the place, forgot about the dud and went on my way to engage in a really inaccurate conversation with some very old friends. at about 4 in the morning we decided to head home and have our beauty sleep because we had to look pretty for college today. took a taxi, got out quickly and started to run ‘cos i was freezing my but off. the key keeper dud went on his way without even a wave. when i got to the door i realized that i had absolutely no way of going inside without waking up the whole household. so i did…

the trouble began when i woke up early thins morning, at about 1 o’clock and i realized i had no way of getting out of the house to go to college. the bigger problem was that i had no smokes! how the hell was i supposed to live through another day of this cruel, cruel life without my special lucky strike smokes that make me feel special? i phoned my dud and told him about the misery i was in. “give up work, damn THE MAN and come home with a freakin’ pack of cigarettes!”. he told me “no!” but… the good news was that he had left behind this morning 6 cigarettes or so. “cool dud! no need to come home, go make some money, and don’ tell the man i said those things about him…”

everything was zen again. the only upsetting thing was that i was really bored. nothing to do.. took my bran new cool book and started reading. that was at about 4ish o’clock. and being the luckiest person in the world, my bulb (?) broke. so i have no light. the only source left in the house is the bathroom light (and it’s freakin’ freezing there) and the light at the end of the tunnel. but i’m not going there ‘cos it’s winter, oh yeah!, and i have no keys. so…? what to do? what to do?