Mary Fuckin’ Poppins

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23  11 2007

me and my boner friend

as i was saying, i was clubbin’ last night. at one very sad point, a smollish dud comes to me and asks me to dance. why, god, why? he’s ugly! naturally, i said no! the dud kept insisting. gee, what the fuck?! whatever… i shall dance with you and make you pitiful, meaningless life better.

i think it was guns’n'roses with one of their long, sad songs that never ends. i was dancing, looking around at my friends, maybe someone would save me from my misery. but no…they were laughing. bastards!

suddenly, the guy started talking. i simply told him that i had a boyfriend. he asked me who he was and if he was there. “aamm, well, yes, he’s here”. “but who is this boyfriend of yours?”. i looked around and said: “i don’t know.. pick one, any one!” the dud stopped talking for a while. i was successful, but for a short period of time. the dud began to engage in a sort of very passionate dance, trying to bring me closer to him (maybe he was cold, i thought). and so he did bring me closer. at that point the whole freakin’ night went blank. “hi, i have a boner!” (so you understand, the dud didn’t say that to me, god no! but it would have been a very accurate and truthful way to introduce himself)

wtf mates? i like things that hang, not things that stand up and speak for themselves!!! bye bye, boner guy!


VIP- Very Idiot People, a series of unfortunate events, in ingish

17 Responses to “me and my boner friend”

  1. Pigu`, Said:
    on November 23rd, 2007 at 7:22 pm

    you love hanging things? /:) geez!!! i think you should become a lesbian.hanging things…baaaad!!!;)

  2. Princess Consuella Bananahanam, Said:
    on November 23rd, 2007 at 7:28 pm

    nu dud, ziceam si eu asa, ca sa intelegi ca the boner dud era… doar ca era mai bine daca zacea hanging and stuff… nu ma pune sa iti explic >:P

  3. Princess Consuella Bananahanam, Said:
    on November 23rd, 2007 at 8:06 pm

    @ pigu’
    p.s.: daca tot zici ca ar trebui sa fiu a lesbian, would you be my valentine? =)) blond bitch!

  4. Pigu`, Said:
    on November 23rd, 2007 at 9:17 pm

    so….you love a valentine :-? of course i’ll be your valentine, mary, emily..whatever you like to call it :P :x

  5. Princess Consuella Bananahanam, Said:
    on November 23rd, 2007 at 9:21 pm

    :)) dud, i’m glad to see you didn’t choose any guy’s names!!!! =))

  6. Pigu`, Said:
    on November 23rd, 2007 at 9:27 pm

    you were the one that asked for a valentine and since we were talking about you becoming a lesbian (btw: did you give it a thought? :P) …….

  7. Pigu`, Said:
    on November 23rd, 2007 at 9:31 pm

    you were the one that wanted a valentine…and since we were talkin` about you getting a lesbian…:P

    btw: did you gave it a thought?:-\ \”

  8. Princess Consuella Bananahanam, Said:
    on November 23rd, 2007 at 9:35 pm

    yeah… but i didn’t like my lady friend that much… everybody needs a boner from time to time. even you! =))

  9. Pigu`, Said:
    on November 23rd, 2007 at 9:38 pm

    i can’t say i need a boner.just give me a porn movie and up we go :P ….or at least he does :P

  10. Princess Consuella Bananahanam, Said:
    on November 23rd, 2007 at 9:42 pm

    dud, you’re boner is more like an it, not a he! and let’s take this up on y! messenger ‘cos it’s getting kindda pornographic! =))

  11. Pigu`, Said:
    on November 23rd, 2007 at 9:44 pm

    you have something against my delight of considering my “it” a “he”? cuz i noticed it has a life of it’s own :P

    end.

  12. Princess Consuella Bananahanam, Said:
    on November 23rd, 2007 at 9:47 pm

    =)) dud, so.. that means you get a boner whenever “he” wants? even when you’re dancing with an innocent, young giril, like myself? l-)

  13. Pigu`, Said:
    on November 23rd, 2007 at 9:53 pm

    …..no comment…..:-\ “

  14. Princess Consuella Bananahanam, Said:
    on November 23rd, 2007 at 10:05 pm

    asa te vreau! sit! play dead! :P have a boner! =))

  15. Rux, Said:
    on November 24th, 2007 at 11:33 pm

    oricât de mult i’m enjoying this public diplay of porn, love and boners (şi da, le putem folosi în aceeaşi propoziţie), get a chat room people! and anita stop beying mean to pigu’! now, he is blonder than you… :D

    @pigu’: dud, ai lăsat păru’ în vant cum am zis?! îl aud de aici cum îşi ţipă existenţa! bow before it, human minion and let it roam free! like totally dud!

  16. Princess Consuella Bananahanam, Said:
    on November 26th, 2007 at 1:56 pm

    :D i’m not mean to pigu ruxi man. it’s just that i love him too much

  17. Pigu`, Said:
    on November 26th, 2007 at 5:20 pm

    @ruxi man-> e soru`mea…asta e norocu`ei.si za love theory e reciproca :P
    -> ruxi man,drey wetter taft,no drey wetter taft…coafura nu rezista pe vremea asta.promit ca urmatoare data cand n intalnim, il las in vant pt tine :))

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