Mary Fuckin’ Poppins

1. Michael: Red, hey!.. you’re wondering why i’m going through your stuff…

Red nods

Michael: ok. let’.. see.. i needed to borrow your saw. because.. i need to … chop down a tree. because.. there’s something stuck in. an animal! a rabbit! there’s rabbit stunk in a tree, and i… want to return that rabbit to the wild… so it can lay it’s eggs!

2. Kitty: ok, now, you two! i want this party to look nice so, ammm, balloons, streamers, whatever makes steven forget he has no parents!

Jackie: so, Fes, how do you want to decorate this place?

Fes: Well, what i’m thinking is…

Jackie: No, no, no! I want Arabian Nights! Vales, persian rugs!

Fes: aha. one question jackie… this is a party for hyde or a bunch of whores in a whorehouse?!

3. Michel comes to “the hub” with an egg wrapped in a box of tissues. he finds donna and jackie sitting down

Michael: hey guys!

Jackie: what’s that?!

Michael: ohh, it’s just this little crib like thing i made for eggy!

Donna: eggy??

Michael: yeah, i named him. i don’t know, this egg is like bringing out all the partental stuff in me.

Jakie: michael, what happend to the pencil mark i made in the bottom?

Michael: (he chaged the egg because he broke the one jackie gave him) oh! it must have come off when i was giving him his gentle bath!

Jackie: michael, i knew you had it in you! i know you’re gonna make a great dad one day!

(Michael is overjoyed) : yeah! (looking at the egg) Ooo, somebody needs a change!

4. Hyde :school spirit is for loosers, man! you’re just floating along on the conveyer belt of conformity… pep rallies, extra curricular activities, washing your hair… It’s all just a trap, man!

5. hyde doesn’t want to go to his 18th birthday surprise party. red talks him into going.

Red: (baby talk) ohh, what’s the matter? you don’t like parties? me neither! but as long as you are under my roof, you’ll do what i tell you to do!

Hyde: well, lucky for me, i won’t be under your roof much longer anyway!

Red: what the hell are you talking about?

Hyde: well, i’m 18. i should be getting out of here, right? i mean, you know, that’s what my dad did, and my uncle did, and my cousins did… They were all on their own when they were my age!

Red: what are they doing now?

Hyde: ammm… pumping gas, prison, prison, dead, prison!

Red: And the reason for you’re living here is so you don’t end up like them. but if you want to leave, i can’t stop you! So! What’s it gonna be, Steven? prison, death or a birthday party???