Mary Fuckin’ Poppins

the funniest thing happened today! i was hanging with Andrei in the kitchen and i tasted some of he’s cookie.
Me: That tastes like crap!
Andrei: No, it tastes like poop!
Me: Same shit!!!
get it? get it?

Posted on November 23rd, 2007 by Mary Fuckin' Poppins
Filed under: Fucking Kangaroos, a series of unfortunate events | 3 Comments »

1. Michael: Red, hey!.. you’re wondering why i’m going through your stuff…
Red nods
Michael: ok. let’.. see.. i needed to borrow your saw. because.. i need to … chop down a tree. because.. there’s something stuck in. an animal! a rabbit! there’s rabbit stunk in a tree, and i… want to return that rabbit to […]

Posted on November 23rd, 2007 by Mary Fuckin' Poppins
Filed under: That 70's quotes, in ingish | 3 Comments »

as i was saying, i was clubbin’ last night. at one very sad point, a smollish dud comes to me and asks me to dance. why, god, why? he’s ugly! naturally, i said no! the dud kept insisting. gee, what the fuck?! whatever… i shall dance with you and make you pitiful, meaningless life better.
i […]

Posted on November 23rd, 2007 by Mary Fuckin' Poppins
Filed under: VIP- Very Idiot People, a series of unfortunate events, in ingish | 17 Comments »

so! i was partying last night with a bunch of cool people. gave a dud my keys because i was wearing my hot leather pants and i had nowhere to put them. of course we were heaving fun all over the place, forgot about the dud and went on my way to engage in a […]

Posted on November 22nd, 2007 by Mary Fuckin' Poppins
Filed under: Fucking Kangaroos, a series of unfortunate events, in ingish | 10 Comments »

rasta-man ma invatza numai de bine.. senchiu’

Posted on November 18th, 2007 by Mary Fuckin' Poppins
Filed under: in ingish, way cooler | 3 Comments »

i finally found the perfect situation for “OMG! OMG!”
when i was watching the german freak kid i had a deja-vu of me when i play on the computer. i already something wrote about the way i lose my zen-cool self when i enter the magical virtual world where i’m an elf-warrior of some kind (”the […]

Posted on November 16th, 2007 by Mary Fuckin' Poppins
Filed under: a series of unfortunate events, die bastards die!, in ingish | 4 Comments »

aseara am descoperit lucruri fascinante. circumstantele acestor descoperiri nu sunt relevante…deloc! in primul rand, am raspuns la eterna intrebare “cine a fost primul, gaina sau oul?” deh! a fost gaina. si inca mai stiu si de ce. numai ca aseara avea mult mai mult sens. so it goes: daca gascanul face sex (eu stiu […]

Posted on November 16th, 2007 by Mary Fuckin' Poppins
Filed under: Fucking Kangaroos, in ingish | 2 Comments »