Mary Fuckin’ Poppins

1. see, now. kelso (michael) thinks he’s smart. but we all know he’s not, so here’s what happened…

Kelso: See, I’ve enlightened your situation to that of Pavlov’s dog. See, Pavlov was this science guy, and every time that Pavlov’s dog would ring a bell, he would eat.

Eric: Are you sure that it was the dog who rang the bell?
Kelso: Yeah, I mean, who else would it be?
Eric: Pavlov?
Kelso: Well that wouldn’t be a trick. I mean, what man can’t ring a bell? But anyway, anytime that dog would ring that bell, he would eat and then Pavlov would drool.
Eric: You just read that chapter two seconds ago.
Kelso: Do you even want my help?
Eric: No.
Kelso: Well, your loss.

2. and then again kelso proves he’s not that smart. he sticks his hand in a vase because he wanted to hide some pot from red, eric’s dad…  

Red: What’s going on?
Kelso: Nothing. Just a classic case of Hand-Stuck-In-Vase.
Red: Well, if you don’t get your hand out of there, you’re gonna have a classic case of Foot-Stuck-In-Ass.

3: another ordinary day! the boys are getting high and they start talking..

Hyde: i’m telling you! the government has a car that runs on water, man! they just don;t want us to know, because then we’d buy all the water! then, there’d be nothing to drink but beer! and the government knows that beer… will set us free!

Fes: hyde, you told us about the car a million times! will we please talk about how hungry and horny i am?! i wish i had a lady made of pizza! or a pizza made of boobs!!!

Eric: yeah! hungry, check! horny, check! it’s getting old, fes!  god, i feel like i’m luke skywalker again! you know?? [didn’t quite get that]

Kelso: Eric, enough with the starwars crap! whenever you talk about that stuff, i frown, and when i frown,  my skin wrinkles! and if i get wrinkles, my free ride is over, and i like me free ride!!!

Hyde: yeah, we get it, you’re good looking! doesn’t anybody have anything new to say?

Fes:…

Eric:…

Kelso:…

Hyde: so there’s this car that runs in water, man… it runs on water, man!!!