Me-sa has jedi powers!
Well, I bet me-sa has. For example: if me-sa says: “Cookies are good!” you-sa will say the same. The force is strong in me-sa. Too bad me-sa doesn’t really think cookies are good. But me-se lets you-sa think that because me-sa wants that! What me-sa wants, me-sa does! The force is strong in me-sa!
And don’t forget! Cookies are good!! (now imagine that hand gesture those jedi always do!) (ups, did it again) (me-sa funny!)
This is the beginning of me-sa’s reign as a jedi lord. and me-sa thinks that Darth Maul kicks Darth Vader’s ass because Darth Maul never had a breathing problem! Me-sa has spoken!
(and yes, star wars can twist the minds of innocent young people such as me-sa… myself!)
you-sa don’t be messing with the jedi! this is me-sa’s grounds
you are my padawan!
yes, master jedi. glad to be under you-sa’s service. you-sa is the greatest jedi of all! (dud, mai inta pe mess ca vreau sa vb