Mary Fuckin’ Poppins

ok, i’m on holiday, so, naturally, i’m doing all sorts of stuff that i generally don’t do.
1. wake up at 1:30 pm
2. stay in bed and daydream until i fall asleep again
3. wake up, turn on the tv and watch really good old movies
4. if there aren’t any good movies on, watch free good quality porn
5. if there is just unsatisfying porn (i mean the regular one), fall asleep again
6. get hungry, but not eat ‘cos i’m too tired to get out of bed
7. get book from under the bed and start reading
8. fall asleep again
9. wake up and take shower
10. paint/ puzzle time/ coloring book tine (whatever, anything is suiting)
11. watch cartoons, because coloring books always bring out the child in me
12. andrei comes home, that means i finally get to eat something (i don’t like to do it alone)
13. watch movie/ go out/ have sex
14. sweet sleep (i’m sooo tired)

15. oh, yea, and i’m waiting for santa to climb down the chimney. too bad i don’t heave one, but i don’t mind waiting