Mary Fuckin’ Poppins

On the 7th day of this lovely month, I’ve had 14 persons directed to my blog from google search. I must say that they made me laugh, and for that, I thank them!

And now, to the funny part! 2 persons found me by searching “i feel like i’m luke skywalker” . That makes me wonder… who the fuck feels like luke skywalker, regarding that he is a character in a SF movie?! Dud, let me tell you… you should feel like going to a psychiatrist instead!

The next two persons found me by searching “fucking”. Well, that’s not unusual, considering that i’m mary fuckin’ poppuins and i use the word “fuck” a lot! (i blame my parents..)

The next one is funnier: “5 men fucking one girl”. Now, that’s THE fantasy, mates! Too bad that one person didn’t found what he was looking for…

Some people found me by looking quotes from “The 70’s show”: “70s quotes”, “a car that runs on water, man”, “I wish i had a lady made of pizza”.

One guy (I dare presume) found me because he was looking for “filmulete sado maso”. Well, what can i say?! If you find some, let me know, we’ll form a fan club!

Next: “i want to fuck my mom”, “mare fucking”, “miss piranda 2007″, “www.hustler tv”. Ok, i admit it. I wrote about miss piranda only because i wanted to make fun of someone (and it worked). I also wrote about hustler tv, because i once saw something that seemed interesting at the moment.

But I also write about books, movies, music, concerts, film festivals, school… and that brings me to the next question: what the fuck is wrong with you people?!