Mary Fuckin’ Poppins

Last night, while i was feeling sorry for myself, alone in my freezer-room, we had the perfect plan: some 3 persons were going to come here today, they were going to pay for their staying and they also wouldn’t have room to stay. So. We were going to go home happy, with the money of […]

Posted on January 1st, 2008 by Mary Fuckin' Poppins
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Woke up in the same shithole. It’s 9 o’clock in the morning and most of the vips here had already had something to drink. Right now, a very special song can be heard throughout the shithole. Yes, one of the best manele. I know this because it’s louder than the music that was playing earlier. […]

Posted on December 30th, 2007 by Mary Fuckin' Poppins
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I was on the train earlier and i was saying that i was glad that this small piece of technology called a mobile phone allowed me to write on my blog (the thing is that my internet connection was cut off in the very moment i was publishing the post). And that, because i’m spending […]

Posted on December 30th, 2007 by Mary Fuckin' Poppins
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ok, era una în fustă scurtă şi bocanci in club martin (?) si pretindea că trebuia să fie în club A pentru a little head banging. (tocmai am auzit cea mai tare chestie: “it’s a first time that a serial killer has actually killed with poisened cereal - “letters to god”
unde eram? da, am […]

Posted on December 14th, 2007 by Mary Fuckin' Poppins
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de când a venit iarna, vremea a fost ceţoasa, ploioasa, rece si urâtă. vine si 1 decembrie si mă trezesc pe la ora 12-13 si ochii se minunează la un cer albastru cum nici vara n-am văzut. astfel, am ajuns la o singura concluzie logica: vremea este controlata de sateliţi, care la rândul lor sunt […]

Posted on December 10th, 2007 by Mary Fuckin' Poppins
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multe partide autohtone, daca nu toate, au inceput sa faca pe strazi o campanie morbida de… promovare, o numesc ei. daca pana acum nu puteam sa scapam la tv (nu ma uit, zic din auzite) de fata lui nea jiji, sau de ranjetul de mascarici a la geoana, acum nu mai scapam de ei nici […]

Posted on November 24th, 2007 by Mary Fuckin' Poppins
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the funniest thing happened today! i was hanging with Andrei in the kitchen and i tasted some of he’s cookie.
Me: That tastes like crap!
Andrei: No, it tastes like poop!
Me: Same shit!!!
get it? get it?

Posted on November 23rd, 2007 by Mary Fuckin' Poppins
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