Mary Fuckin’ Poppins

1.Kitty and Eric are throwing out all the alcoholic beverages from the house because Red just had a heart attack… Eric talks to Hyde in front of Red and Kitty.
Eric: Man, look at all this! It’s like Dean Martin exploded! There were bottles in the liquor cabinet, the dining room, my mom’s nightstand…
Kitty: Oh, no, […]

Posted on January 12th, 2008 by Mary Fuckin' Poppins
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too damn funny!

Posted on December 2nd, 2007 by Mary Fuckin' Poppins
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1. see, now. kelso (michael) thinks he’s smart. but we all know he’s not, so here’s what happened…
Kelso: See, I’ve enlightened your situation to that of Pavlov’s dog. See, Pavlov was this science guy, and every time that Pavlov’s dog would ring a bell, he would eat.
Eric: Are you sure that it was the dog […]

Posted on December 2nd, 2007 by Mary Fuckin' Poppins
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eric is upset because he thinks that donna would want him to look more like a rock star. so he gets a tattoo and knocks down her door. but…

Posted on November 28th, 2007 by Mary Fuckin' Poppins
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Posted on November 26th, 2007 by Mary Fuckin' Poppins
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1. Fes is by himself in the basement, trying to complete some forms for employment
“They have a lot of questions in the “D&V” application… Let’s see: Sex? please… lots!; address? if i must… but i prefer pants!; State? nervous, but excited!; Mother’s maiden name? Streisand, but she won’t acknowledge me!!!”
2. Eric receives a phone call […]

Posted on November 24th, 2007 by Mary Fuckin' Poppins
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1. Michael: Red, hey!.. you’re wondering why i’m going through your stuff…
Red nods
Michael: ok. let’.. see.. i needed to borrow your saw. because.. i need to … chop down a tree. because.. there’s something stuck in. an animal! a rabbit! there’s rabbit stunk in a tree, and i… want to return that rabbit to […]

Posted on November 23rd, 2007 by Mary Fuckin' Poppins
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